Marketing that pokes fun at marketing keeps you focused on what’s real—rewarding growth. No gurus. We train as hard as you do. You move forward or you fall back—there’s no standing still.

In art there’s no “best.” There’s ability, potential, and appeal—the same studio-hardened habits artists have used for years to ship iconic characters and unforgettable stories. We’re not here to delete your ego; we’ll leash it and make it useful (sit, stay, ship). And no confetti claims like “Guaranteed job at Studio X!” This mentorship is about real progress toward studio-ready work and characters that resonate with appeal.

We start where you are: How trained is your eye? How steady is your hand? How solid is your foundation? Then we map your track:

• Form, anatomy, planes, silhouette, appeal—the classic pillars.

• Study hall: color theory, lighting, proportions, design rules.

• Weekly critiques: small, steady wins that stick—XP you keep.
  
  

The goal isn’t louder likes; it’s clearer characters. By the end, you’re building pieces that read, resonate, and sit comfortably next to professional work—with a repeatable process you can run again and again. We poke fun at our own marketing because the work should do the talking. Yours will.

If this is the lift you’ve been looking for, join us.
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